There’s no excuse for dry dull skin and greasy hair. Not even after a night out at G-A-Y or DTPM.

Nancy Boy came to life in a San Francisco herb garden among fragrant lavender, peppermint and rosemary. Pursuing a long-held dream, the founders left their advertising careers to create distinctive ultra-premium botanical products for the bath, body and home, using only the purest natural ingredients. Before you turn your nose away to the smell of lavender and rosemary, try the Nancy Boy invigorating body wash, it’s got a minty tingle that will wake you and your parts up to a new dawn. You’ll be hooked just like we are. My bath times now take hours, from giving my face a fresh smooth look with the Nancy Boy Shave Cream to soaping up me and the current man in my life with the tea rose body bar. Honestly, just imagine you're submerged in a warm bath of rose water, with rose petals strewn everywhere--in the tub, in your hair--and up and down the unclothed body of the man you've just noticed beside you whose skin smells deliciously of hand carved rosewood.

The experience doesn’t stop in the bath. After a heady day of commuting, telephone calls and meetings, nothing is more relaxing than the lavender room spray. Like the fairy you are, prance around your bedroom and gently spray the mist into the air. Stand still, inhale and slowly exhale. You’ll be carried off to dreamland where the boy next-door waits for you in your sleep. The delicate scent of lavender invites sleep, so you’ll be round his place in no time!

Before you nod off, slap on Nancy Boy’s Ultramarine Night Cream. Wrinkles show character but they also suck. I should know, my laughter lines around my eyes have been made deeper with sun bed usage. The cream works by plumping wrinkled facial skin, especially around the eyes, without peeling or pain. No need for a nip tuck just yet! Nancy Boy guarantees that you will see noticeable results within 28 days of nightly use or they’ll return your money. I’ll let you know how the cream copes, but after one night I wanted to slap more and more on, it's soooooo nourishing!

If all this gorgeousness isn’t enough, FedEx deliver the package direct to your door complete with bulging muscles and securely shipped package tied with Nancy Boy ribbon. (Don’t worry, if the FedEx guy is overweight and undesirable he’ll never get into your package).

Nancy Boy is one of the few online stores that ship internationally. All international orders are shipped via FedEx International Economy (regardless of shipping option chosen during checkout), and arrive within 3 to 7 days of order placement. International orders are not subject to California tax. Remember, these products are tested on boyfriends, not animals.

The following shipping charges apply:
Order Value Shipping Charge
Under $100: $35
Under $150: $25
Over $150: FREE

To order goto www.nancyboy.com which is the easiest method of purchasing or call US toll free (calling from the UK will incur charges) at 888 746 2629. Phone orders are taken Monday through Friday, 8am til 5pm, San Francisco time. AMEX, Visa, MC.

Email address: contact@nancyboy.com

Address:
Nancy Boy, Inc.
2319 Market Street
San Francisco, CA 94114
415 626 5021 phone
415 626 5055 fax