Patsy and Edina rule the roost when it comes to knocking back the bubbly. So lock up your sons, grab a glass and pop your cork with these absolutely fabulous Champagne sparklers.
 
Darling! After a hard day's shopping at Harvey Nicks, there's nothing like the sexy fizz of a Champagne cocktail to get a girl back on her feet and ready for anything.
 
Break out the Champers and get your smackers around these little sparklers. You can mix them yourselves - but they somehow taste better served by a handsome young barman ...
 
Kir Royale
To drink with royalty, of course.
 
1 part crème de cassis
5 parts chilled Veuve Clicquot
lemon twist or strawberry
Pour crème de cassis into a Champagne flute. Add a splash of Veuve. Wait a moment, then fill with Champagne. Garnish with a twist of lemon or a strawberry on the rim of the glass. Enjoy.
 
The Velvet Swing
It's the rose petals I love about this one. Absolute class, sweetie.
 
splash of Cognac
splash of port
chilled Veuve
small rose petals
Pour Cognac and port into a Champagne flute. Fill with Champagne. Garnish with rose petals and scatter a few more about your person.
 
Champagne Cocktail
Ah, the classic.
 
1 cube sugar
Angostura bitters
chilled Veuve
Soak sugar cube with Angostura bitters and place in the bottom of a large Champagne flute. Fill with Champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist. Drink. Refill.
 
Veuve Lurve
 
Best downed after moshing at a hard gig (just don't tell Saffy).
1 part Veuve
1 part bourbon
Pour equal measures into a glass of your choice. Not to be sipped slowly. Garnish not necessary. Patsy takes no responsibility for side effects.