http://www.puffta.co.uk/ Puffta Blog en-gb Copyright Millivres Prowler Limited - 2008 http://www.puffta.co.uk/layout/h/textlogo_blank.jpg http://www.puffta.co.uk/ http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3889 Can you guess who this is? It took us a while. Puffta got its sneaky hands on a copy of a new album... by Alan Morris, delivered in some kind of security van. Actually it took us approximately 21 seconds to realise that ‘Alan’ is actually code name for ‘Alanis’ (pictured here with new disguise) and ‘Morris’ is an abbreviated ‘Morissette’ (see what they did there?!). It seems selling 40 million albums has caused the singer to go undercover (or perhaps scare off naughty internet pirates) for the release of her new album. For top-secret details, read on… http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3884 OK we admit it – we didn’t watch Gladiators on Sunday. We were too busy sipping champers on the heath and making the most of the weather. However we may have to re-think this next weekend as word is the contestants on the re-vamped show are actually fitter than the Gladiators. Take Daniel Sowerby (pictured) we don't anything about him except for the fact he'll be appearing on the next episode this weekend and this time, we will definitely be watching... http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3872 Puffta couldn't help but wonder.... were we all friends when we were like, 12?! Actually we couldn't help but wonder why on the cast list of the new Sex and the City movie there are 'Young Carrie', 'Young Samantha', etc. listed. OMG! Does that mean we're gonna have a nice old flashback scene? Samantha as the school slut?! Miranda being a nerd... Charlotte baking pies in home ec, and Carrie... er... accessorizing with her school uniform and obsessing over boys? Sounds good. In fact we think they could make a whole mini-series out of it. OK, read on to find out what really happens…SPOILER ALERT! http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3862 Our favourite muscle-bound meatheads are back this Sunday on Sky One... explaining the mass shortage of protein shakes. The channel has re-launched the team of TV warriors/Lycra-lovin’ gym junkies – including 24-year-old Sam Bond, a.k.a Atlas (pictured, right) to belittle any normal person who dares to champion their tree-trunk thighs in events such as Duel, Powerball and Hang Tough. Hmm, we’d happily be beaten into submission by this lump of man, sign us up now! But what we really want to know is... which one is gay? http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3858 Very occasionally us Puffta boiz spend time on the desert islands of our souls, pondering what life actually means. Realising that we’re probably just a random, accidental, collection of atoms, in an infinite amount of other accidental atoms, without even the sexy mystique that dark matter musters, can make you feel pretty insignificant. So thank f*** Shipwrecked is back on telly! http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3855 She's at it again. Or William Baker is. Kylie's little helper has been raiding his Pierre et Gilles coffe table books for her tour promo shots. Diva costume change number 2, We bring you... the Kylie Christmas Tree Fairy! (OK, that's not really the title) She's looking really happy to see someone anyway, which is nice. Maybe it's the Queen. Wiley Kylie is getting an OBE this July... http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3854 New Kids On The Block are back! Wait, do you even care? Are you too busy booking tickets for the Take That musical? You probably don't even remember them. Danny Wood, the one in the middle with a grey t-shirt who looks like a muscle mary was more recently in a band with Dane Bowers called Upper Street. Find out what else they've been up too... http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3846 No, that's not Jodie Harsh - it's our beloved Kylie revealing her costumes for her world tour. This one we're calling Memoirs of a Geisha meets Dynasty as the Aussie popsicle mixes her kimono with some hardcore shoulderpads - which she was probably last seen wearing as Charlene in Neighbours. The tour, X2008, kicks off in Paris on May 6th... http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3833 If Cher could turn back time - she'd tell you all about her relationship with Tom Cruise. Yes that's right, official gay icon of the Universe and chief cougar Cher has reportedly admitted to dating Tom Cruise back in the '80s when she was 39 and he was 23. Yum! Cher is said to have revealed that Tom felt like a "boob" at school too. This all spilled out of the walking wig shop on an as yet un-screened episode of Oprah, where Tom was seen last jumping up and down on an orange sofa... http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3831 We think Germans get too much of a hard time from Brits, especially when they produce insanely hot gymnasts like Marcel Nguyen, 20, (pictured) and Philipp Boy, 21. http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3828 Sadly, Hillary Duff has denied reports that she will be starring in the re-make of the hit ‘90s show Beverly Hills 90210. “No. That’s not true at all.” Duff said. Fool! Hills could have ended up like former-90210 class-acts Shannen Doherty or Tori Spelling! Er, or maybe not. Hillary has been looking into more edgy projects to shake-off her Disney ‘Lizzie McGuire’ image. So who else is up for a 90210 makeover? http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3820 Hit US sitcom has been named outstanding comedy series for the second year in a row at the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation Media Awards (Gosh, that’s a mouthful, you can just say GLAAD like us). http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3814 It may be you've never heard of ultra-Disney-cute Jesse but our USA gay bros certainly have. He’s HOOGE over there, and he’s pretty massive over here in a secret kinda way because he only bleedin’ co-wrote Bleeding bloody Love for Leona!! Yep, America’s definitely got talent and you’ll be feeling it too if a) you love turbo-gloss US pop b) you check out the vid for his new single Leavin’ (out 2 June). We had a sneak listen to his new album Departure (out 9 June) at one of thems hush-hush record company playbacks and it so w-o-r-k-s.

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http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3813 Amazingly we’ve gone two days on the all-new Puffta blog without showing you a hot near-naked boy. We promise we will not fail you again, and will keep the sexy bods coming your way!!! http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3809 There’s more to Gay music than Almighty remixes of Abba, as Queering The Pitch in Manchester is set to prove. On Sat 10 May, Queer Up North are taking over Manchester Academy with five hours of top notch music from schmindie shoe gazers to singer-songwriters celebrating all that is queer and great about music. It’s hosted by T4 hotty Anthony Crank (pictured) the kind of snoggable father figure it’s OK to fantasise about. http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3797 The face of Winehouse, the voice of Ellis-Bexter and the kind of music that technically can only be produced in Sweden (Robyn is on the phone, she wants Kleerup back… etc.) say hello to your new favourite pop act, Rochelle. http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3753 Our favourite show (Gossip Girl, “ex oh, ex oh!) has commissioned fellow gay-blogger Perez Hilton to promote itself! Yes – the show that is about an internet blog anyway, has really out-smarted itself by hiring Perez to write a weekly blog that will be posted on the ITV homepage. http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3752 Yes boys – it’s the show that turned one of the Olsen Twins into a Christian Drug Dealer! (She was acting of course) and let’s not forget it features our future-boyfriend, the gorgeous Hunter Parish. http://www.puffta.co.uk/blog.asp?a=3751 Coronation Street reps have denied reports that David Platt, played by 20-year-old actor Jack P Shepherd, will be involved with a gay storyline.