THE SECRET OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS READING HABITS
What he enjoys reading most is done in secret, and trust us it’s not the hardcore gay porn you should be worrying about.

AXM:
What is it? Supa-styled mix of hot new celeb boys, big features, fashion ideas and advice for young gay guys about town.
Why he reads it: because he wants to boost his pulling power – from the clothes on his back to the stuff he’s talking about. Watch out!

The Big Issue:
What is it? Sold by drunken tramps, with money made going to drunken tramps.
Why he reads it: He buys it when he’s drunk.

Bliss:
What is it? Girly mag aimed at teenage girls. Full of tips on the perfect shade of peach nail polish.
Why he reads it: His sister buys it. Not a bad read for when you’re on the toilet. Especially the problem pages, after all, what exactly can stop cramps?

GQ:
What is it? Slick and chic title aimed at middle class 30somethings.
Why he reads it: He dreams of being a balding, upper class, and yet still quite trendy man. Although wife and kids are not preferred.

Heat:
What is it? Celebrity gossip magazine. Famed for its ‘Torso of the week’.
Why he reads it: He likes to check the ‘spotted’ section to see if his tip off that Rydian from X Factor’s school teacher’s dog was on the Northern Line.

Loaded:
What is it? Monthly lads mag. Full of tits and nothing else, really.
Why he reads it: No, he doesn’t fancy licking that bit of ice cream dribbling down Michelle Marsh’s body. He’s just curious, that’s all.

Love it!
What is it? Cheap and tacky real-life mag.
Why he reads it: Jeremy Kyle has his own column in it. And your boyfriend secretly thinks he’s fit.

NME
What is it? Cool music title.
Why he reads it: He wants to be cooler than you. Simple as that.

So, on his next birthday buy him a subscription you know he’ll (secretly) really want.