So you've snagged yourself a boyfriend, you eat, sleep and even go to the toilet together, its time you took our couples quiz to see if you're annoying the hell out us single lads! If you answer YES to three or more of these statements, you need counselling... IMMEDIATELY! Just don't call your best fag hag, as she's sick of hearing about your latest beau already!

The Quiz

1. You'd consider a threesome to spice up your already amazing sex life!

2. You can't agree on a movie for the second year in a row, so you call your best mate to help you both decide, should it be something with Sarah Michelle Gellar OR Sarah Jessica Parker?

3. You stay together for the sake of your Kylie CD collection you've put together.

4. You take separate holidays, even when you travel together...

5. You make public displays of affection, we're not just talking about a quick kiss, we're talking about full on action on the dance floor!

6. You encourage him to smoke, cos you do!

7. You're starting to think Elton John has more sex than you do!

8. Your last heart-to-heart was on gaydar!

9. Your Kylie Doll feels caught in the middle and she cries herself to sleep every night.

10. You can no longer discuss Kylie without hurt feelings...

11. You find the BBC 4 is hotter than the Spice Channel!