Name: The Twink, AKA Jailbait
 
Description: Most likely this lad is still a few years too young to really be allowed in bars, but such minor facts like that don’t usually stop him. He’s young , totally happy with his sexuality and damn hot and knows it and will spend most of his night with his shirt off flirting like crazy with anyone who he can find in the attempt to a) get free drinks b) get a shag c) get free cigs. Yup that’s his main goal in life, a good time for free. Although you can’t really blame the lad, he has to be up for school tomorrow morning.
 
Appearance: Usually ‘cute’ rather than sexy. Boyish looks (mainly due to his age) Probably wearing the tightest pair of jeans he can find, women’s and two sizes too small, but at least they make his butt look really nice. Well styled hair and accessorised to the max, he’s hot for sure, it’s just maybe he looks like a kid dressed up as a grown up? Or is he just trying a little bit too hard?
 
Habitat: Trendy gay bars, Top Man, HMV.
 
Call Him: Usually has a ‘modern’ name like Kyle, Nathan or Jake. Sometimes goes by nicknames such as ‘junior’ or ‘kid’ although only close mates would be advised to do this.
 
Drinks: Vast amounts to say he’s skint, usually bought by someone else. If in doubt buy him a double vodka or a cocktail with a sexual pun for a name, he’ll probably drink it, kiss you and then wander over to his next victim.
 
Posse: Usually has a large group of people, some will be groupies who hang with him since he’s popular and some will just want to pull him but are too shy to ask. He’s good at making acquaintances but doesn’t have many friends and is a little naïve about people’s motives. Some will have an older lad who will act as a mentor, sex partner and body guard, probably safer to avoid this combo unless you really want some three way action.
 
Boyfriends: Most don’t do boyfriends and are much keener on having a good time and racking up as many conquests as possible. Often if they do have a boyfriend it’s a fairly open relationship where the boyfriend tag really means ‘backup plan sex’. As mentioned above sometimes they have a ‘porn star’ style lad as a boyfriend or an older guy with a lot of cash to spend on Mr. Twink. In this case you should probably leave well alone.
 
Most Likely to say: “Ooh we had this new student teacher today, he was sooooo fit although he must have been at least 28 I mean can you imagine?”
 
Boyfriend Rating 4/10 He’ll get bored of you, or you’ll get bored of him. Wait for him to grow up a little and then check back in about 18 months.
 
Shag Rating 8/10 Maybe he’s not all that experienced but he’s got loads of energy. Just make sure you use protection, he’s not as innocent as he looks, and expect the whole world to know about it five minutes after you’ve left.